Surprise Dildo: A thought exercise

We’ve all been there: we’re in the middle of a conversation and someone just shoves a surprise dildo in our mouth… right? Okay, maybe not, but let’s try a thought experiment. Just imagine it. Imagine at any moment someone could shove a dildo in your mouth. The surprise dildo might happen while you’re talking about music, smoking a cigarette, dancing, or just drinking a cup of tea.

I’m talking about surprise dildos because something happened in Maya’s cam show the other night. A decent conversation was going, but someone kept tipping for “suck a dildo”. Surprise dildo interrupted the conversation.

One of the people conversing with Goddess seemed upset she couldn’t respond because she was busy sucking the random dildo. She said something about this, as an aside comment really, and it’s had me thinking. That sounds like an aggravating situation. I can’t imagine how annoying it would be if some random person had me suck a dildo while I’m in the middle of a phone call.

This is more a thought piece than anything. Goddess wouldn’t have “suck a dildo” on her tip menu if she didn’t enjoy doing it. Still, people should try to put themselves in her place and have some understanding . Next time you’re in the middle of a conversation just think, “what if someone randomly put a dildo in my mouth right now?”

Author: mayasblade

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